"Life is such a disappointment! Vouldn't you agree, Dr. Zitz?" "Nein, I don't agree vith you, Dr. Titz. I think that your view ist too pessimistic, ja." "But, ehh....., vut do wir do in life, hmm?" "Ve live, ja, ve do things. Vut do you think, Dr. Schitz?"
Dr. E. Schitz was the most reknowned Austrian psychologist and philosopher. His view on anyting was world-reknowned and it was for this reason that he had been invited to the Convention of Austrian English-Speaking Philosophers. One of the requirements to be invited to this convention was to have a 'Dr.' before your name and a 'z' at the end of it. Schitz had been born with a 'z' at the end of his name but there were others who had had to change their name, for example from Braun to Braunz.
Schitz had been in a deep philosophical trance questioning himself on what he should have for lunch when his two friends, Dr. Zitz and Dr. Titz interrupted him. Dr. Zitz and Dr. Titz had been friends with Dr. Schitz since they had gone to university. Dr. Schitz always thought that Fate was playing a cruel joke whenever he looked at his friends. The face of Dr. Zitz still resembled that of a 'pepperoni pizza' even though he was well into his thirties. Whilst Dr. Titz, a woman who had slept her way through university, was well endowed in certain areas that only women can be. Dr. Schitz wondered if he had a connection with his own name but the thought was quickly swept aside as his associates posed the question to him again, "Vut do you think of life, Dr. Schitz?"